Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. less than 1 minute read
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. less than 1 minute read
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. less than 1 minute read
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. less than 1 minute read
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. less than 1 minute read
