When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. less than 1 minute read
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. less than 1 minute read
I’m not a screamer. I’m confrontational, but I don’t think that translates into anger. less than 1 minute read
A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. less than 1 minute read
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. less than 1 minute read
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. less than 1 minute read
I loved my 17 years with R.E.M., but I’m ready to reflect, assess and move on to a different phase of my life. The four of us will continue our close friendship, and I look forward to hearing their future efforts as the world’s biggest R.E.M. fan. less than 1 minute read
