Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. less than 1 minute read
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’ less than 1 minute read
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. less than 1 minute read
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. less than 1 minute read
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. less than 1 minute read
