When you’re out of sight for as long as I was, there’s a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. less than 1 minute read
At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’ less than 1 minute read
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give ‘em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don’t like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot’s mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. less than 1 minute read
I’m not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I’ll be funny in real life. It’s the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. less than 1 minute read
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it’s a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it’s so much more alienating than vegetarianism. less than 1 minute read
It’s funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. less than 1 minute read
