It’s funny how people who ain’t never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It’s funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, ‘Get up. What’s wrong with you?’ less than 1 minute read
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. less than 1 minute read
It’s funny: I’m a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it’s been a solitary thing. less than 1 minute read
It’s funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. less than 1 minute read
It’s funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It’s great, you purge out all the sweat and you’re drinking water. less than 1 minute read
I used to say, ‘Man, I think I’d be a really good dad. I’ll be a great provider. I’m funny I’ll go on trips with them - I’ll do all sorts of stuff.’ But the momming? I’m not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it. less than 1 minute read
I don’t hate humanity and I’m not interested in people who do. Although, it’s funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. ‘London Fields’ is one of my favorite books ever. And it’s indefensible! But he’s so funny… I forgive him everything. less than 1 minute read
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.’ less than 1 minute read
As the plane got closer to Miami, I had this terrible feeling he was dying. Maybe he was telling me that he was going. I felt anger, panic, despair and helplessness. less than 1 minute read
People don’t want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That’s why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas. less than 1 minute read
