I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire. less than 1 minute read
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. less than 1 minute read
I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. less than 1 minute read
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder. less than 1 minute read
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don’t just get angry and jump on a soapbox. less than 1 minute read
