I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. less than 1 minute read
Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends. less than 1 minute read
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks. less than 1 minute read
I accrued anger from people’s low opinion of me and my work, and for the work I might be capable of. less than 1 minute read
I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. less than 1 minute read
I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. less than 1 minute read
I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. less than 1 minute read
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. less than 1 minute read