To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. less than 1 minute read
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. less than 1 minute read
It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget. less than 1 minute read
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. less than 1 minute read
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny. less than 1 minute read
God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. less than 1 minute read
