There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. less than 1 minute read
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. less than 1 minute read
What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can’t leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age. less than 1 minute read
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. less than 1 minute read
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. less than 1 minute read
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. less than 1 minute read
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. less than 1 minute read
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ less than 1 minute read
