I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it. less than 1 minute read
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. less than 1 minute read
I crashed my boyfriend’s birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn’t invite me and so I showed up. less than 1 minute read
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it’s all in good fun, of course. less than 1 minute read
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me - Homeland Security. less than 1 minute read
When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th. less than 1 minute read
I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. less than 1 minute read
We live in an age, in an era where there is so much negativity, there is so much violence in the world, there is so much unrest and people are at war, that I wanted to promote the word love and red signifies love. less than 1 minute read
