Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, ‘Let’s make a wish on a star,’ there’s one thing I wish for: wisdom. less than 1 minute read
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It’s what I wanted to do, so we went. less than 1 minute read
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I’ll probably be given jewelry instead. less than 1 minute read
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. less than 1 minute read
I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’ less than 1 minute read
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. less than 1 minute read
I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back. less than 1 minute read
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you’re a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. less than 1 minute read
Some people won’t go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. less than 1 minute read
