My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.’ less than 1 minute read
I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. less than 1 minute read
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. less than 1 minute read
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. less than 1 minute read
Filth and old age, I’m sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity. less than 1 minute read
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. less than 1 minute read
It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. less than 1 minute read
We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What’s wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? less than 1 minute read
