A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. less than 1 minute read
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. less than 1 minute read
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. less than 1 minute read
I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go. less than 1 minute read
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. less than 1 minute read
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. less than 1 minute read
Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and a restorative in old age. less than 1 minute read
