I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. less than 1 minute read
If God drives a car, He’d drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. less than 1 minute read
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere. less than 1 minute read
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. less than 1 minute read
Age puzzles me. I thought it was a quiet time. My seventies were interesting and fairly serene, but my eighties are passionate. I grow more intense as I age. less than 1 minute read
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. less than 1 minute read
If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history. less than 1 minute read
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. less than 1 minute read
