The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight. less than 1 minute read
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. less than 1 minute read
Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture. less than 1 minute read
I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all. less than 1 minute read
I only wish that ordinary people had an unlimited capacity for doing harm then they might have an unlimited power for doing good. less than 1 minute read
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is! less than 1 minute read
I have no desire to take all black people back to Africa there are blacks who are no good here and will likewise be no good there. less than 1 minute read
I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don’t think I could ask for anything more than that, actually. less than 1 minute read
