Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows. less than 1 minute read
I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene. less than 1 minute read
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. less than 1 minute read
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. less than 1 minute read
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. less than 1 minute read
The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change. less than 1 minute read
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. less than 1 minute read
It’s passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election. less than 1 minute read
