Perhaps there is no greater issue facing contemporary women than the choices they must make about balancing home and work. less than 1 minute read
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. less than 1 minute read
My biggest nightmare is I’m driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: ‘Please help me.’ And the people say: ‘Hey, you look like…’ And I’m dying while they’re wondering whether I’m Barbra Streisand. less than 1 minute read
The curious are always in some danger. If you are curious you might never come home. less than 1 minute read
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. less than 1 minute read
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that? less than 1 minute read
I don’t believe in organized religion - I dealt with them hand in hand, and a whole bunch of Catholic priests tried to molest me. Telling me I was gay and I should go home with them and stuff. less than 1 minute read
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. less than 1 minute read
